Zen and the art of living like the rich

For Sunday

So here are a few pictures of some of the foods we've gotten into. Mostly hits and only a couple of misses. More strikes than gutters. All in all the food has been a highlight and a reason in itself to be here. The prices have been inconsistent for sure but we've yet to spend more than ten dollars on any meal. Most often it's costing us about three to five dollars. We could be paying even less but we've adopted a habit of ordering at least three entrees for any one meal. As I write this we have just finished our fourth meal of the day. The first being the staple, egg and bread. Lunch #1 began with a pork and mustard green soup followed by a fish and tamarind soup and washed down by a few cups of strong coffee and and some carrot juice. I'll have to reserve another post at another time to write about the sweet, sweet coffee they serve over here. Lunch #2 came when another (and there have been many in the last few days) violent storm found us and we waited it out in a beachside bar/restaurant. I wasn't particularly hungry yet as I sat there and enjoyed the rain but I just couldn't pass up a thick piece of Tuna steak cooked in chili and lime juice. Especially when it cost just over two dollars. And since we've got the menu open let's just add a couple giant BBQ prawns dipped in a honey/ chili sauce. And one more cup of coffee please because I'm on vacation. Thank you. But somehow the time wittles away, it's near dark, and well the best internet access around here also happens to be a fine spot for a bite to eat so why don't you just bring us a plate of coconut prawns. But it just seems a little sparse on the table so if you wouldn't mind also cooking up that pork chop with onion sauce to kind of fill the space we would certainly appreciate it. Hmm, maybe this getting to be a little unhealthy. Yes, that's probably right. OK then bring us a plate of fruit. Now I feel better.

Steve Perry's got nothin' on my jouney

So I'd like to paint a picture for you. It concerns the modes of transportation and level of gag-reflex control that it took to get over to this incredible island.

We awoke at six in Chau Doc to pack our bags and get a little something to eat before heading out yesterday morning. Breakfast was simple and the heat was already invading when our "bus" pulled up outside of the hotel. It was actually the equivalent of a Volkswagon Vanagon and Heather and I were the ninth people to get on. The road to Rach Gia I was told would take three and a half hours so I assumed that this was just a shuttle to get us to the bus depot. but we continued to pick more people up and headed further outside of the city. I maybe have let on a little too much there and ruined the surprise which is that this "bus" was going all the way. Not so terrible since it was overcast and a bit rainy, which brought a cool breeze through the interior. But it seemed like there was no limit to how many passengers this caravan would include. Soon we had sixteen people crammed inside and hurtling along, horns-a-blarin'. It became a bit of a jig-saw puzzle as we came upon more people. Some had to get off to reconfigure the load and everyone squeezed in just a tiny bit more. At last count there were twenty-one people in what was morphing into a Vietnamese clown car. And they were alowed to smoke. Anyway, it was about this time that, predictably, we scored our first and unbelievably last flat tire. But even with all the stops and the single tire change it only took three and a half hours. How could they have known.

And then we are in the middle of Rach Gia and need to make our way to the Ferry which we have no idea how far it is or where it might be. Obviously we need a ride but the only available option is the back of a scooter. Two people on a little scooter seems dangerous enough but we were still carrying our over-weighted packs and it continued to rain down. The only thing that made me feel even a little at ease was the image I held in my mind of a family of five riding a single scooter down a very busy and not so flat highway just a day earlier.

Now were at the boat Ferry which was given the unfortunate name of SUPERDONG 1. It's a fast boat that takes us from the mainland and across the ocean to the East side of the island Phu Quoc. I thought that it would be an awesome ride, chilling on the bow, staring out at nothing, on a smaller version of an American ferry. No. It was the Vietnamese equivalent of Greyhound but really fucking fast. I should have known that this was going to be a rough ride from the smell of puke all over the floor behind me. But would I have not gone? No. So we get out of port, crammed in tight and this thing takes off right out of the gate and soon enough the waves are big and it's tossing the boat around, smacking the hull like a steel drum. At times it felt like we were boating down a gravel pit and I thought to myself how ironic it would be if we had fretted about the flight over only to die in a boat crash. This I shared with Heather to her dismay. But obviously we made it and I didn't have to use the barf bags that they were handing out.

So from the port at Phu Quoc we caught a real taxi to the other side of the island and it's unspeakably gorgeous. So private and quiet and our room is only twenty yards off the sea. The food is incredible and I think that I would like to die here. But we will be flying back to Saigon.

marinade?

Well I have yet to see any Thit Cho (dog meat) on the menu but I've asked around and it's definitely out there. Our vietnamese tour guide said that it was very potent "like levitra" and then in a mock-girls voice, "too much, no more".

Chau Doc

Alright, we made it out of Saigon just two days ago and currently we're in Chau Doc. The town sits on the border of Cambodia and Vietnam about five hours from Saigon. We chartered with a company that provides gawking tourists a ride around the Mekong Delta but it was a pretty fair deal. For fourteen dollars we got a two-hour bus ride South to Cai Be where we transfered to long boats for a ride through the Delta and along the floating markets. We got off the boat in some remote villages to check out the locals making things like coconut candy, puff rice, something like caramel corn, and other things that they then had the opportunity to sell us. It was nice. Some things we probably couldn't have seen without the connections of the tour company and they also make it possible for the villagers to make a couple extra bucks. Good stuff.

After a couple of hours trucking along narrow river passages we made it to Vinh Long which was our intended destination. The idea being that we would split off from the tour and find another boat to take us up to Chau Doc. After talking to someone about our plan it didn't seem like that was going to be a very easy ride to score. Luckily another group was leaving from Vinh Long to Chau Doc later that day so we just hooked up with them. We thought that it was cool because it also included a room on a floating hotel. Romantic right? Yeah, it was definitely more of a floating motel and they made us pay extra for a/c. So it goes.

Now we're stuck inside our room trying to beat the heat which is alright since the day started at five-thirty. We've already made accomodations for an early morning ride to Rach Gia where we catch a fast boat ride across the ocean to the island of Phu Quoc where we're hoping to just settle in for a few days and relax.

Ho Chi Minh City

So we're here in Ho Chi Minh City. Have been for just over a day now. It took roughly twenty hours to travel from our house in Olympia to the hotel in HCMC. The time diference is fourteen hours ahead so it's two in the afternoon in the states and four in the morning here. My sleep schedule is also on vacation at this point.

We're giving ourselves two days in HCMC to get adjusted (oriented?) before we head down to the Mekong Delta. But so far so good. All flights on time and the hotel is nice. Right in the heart of Pham Ngu Lao which is the cheaper back-packer area. But still very nice. For as many people that reside here there is really very little trash. The air quality is a whole other story. Believe me when I say you can feel more in the air than the heat.

So nothing much has happened yet for me to write about. Just a few meals, some conversation, and to-die-for napping. But Heather is also running her own blog and she'll be uploading alot of the photos we'll be taking. You can link to it on the left side of this page along with two blogs from my friend Sunday whom any day now should be landing in New Zealand. GalacticMu is dedicated to the world of sci-fi and Anger Burger concerns itself with food. Both of which should be checked out by anyone who has an appreciation for good writing.

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